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People With Our Names Who Aren't Us
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It has been brought to our attention that there are several other people on the internet who
are using our names. We are looking into the legal ramifications of this, because we, like
any good Americans, are interested in pursuing outlandish lawsuits in hopes of landing a huge
cash settlement (or at least getting on the 10:00 news and causing problems and legal fees
for these impostors masquerading as us).
If you think we are being too hasty, unreasonable, or subversive, we invite you to take a look
below. Note: None of the people on this page are in any way affiliated with Marlon
Spike, its members, or (as far as we know) its fans.
Todd Groves
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Chris LoPresto
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Dan Lyons
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Dan Sarkissian
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Name: Todd Groves
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Full-Time Job: Advertising agency
Hobbies: 2D and 3D art. Movies
See For Yourself
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Name: Chris LoPresto
Location: TheOneRing.Net
Hobbies: J.R.R. Tolkien Shirt Signings
See For Yourself
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Name: Dan Lyons
Location: UK
Field: Ethics of Xenotransplantation
Specialty: Pig to primate organ transplant experiments in Britain
See For Yourself
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Name: Dan Sarkissian
Location: Northern Illinois University
Occupation: Assistant Professor of Mathematics
Disclaimer: First name is actually 'Daniil'
See For Yourself
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